It’s been a year rich with D-baggery. We’ve got the goods on the biggest, baddest, and douchiest of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.

We have ticked off the Adsense censors yet again with our potty mouths and naughty pix fixations. We are soooooooo sorry.

Latest release of miraculous life-changing device will be available in one- and two-leg versions. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The following predictions are absolutely positively guaranteed to come true in 2012 or we’ll return your money for a full refund. Would we lie to you?

Alert! Alert! Tech douchebaggery levels are reaching all-time highs. So how much of a total tech douche are you? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.

Ever heard of Girthquake, Facebork, or Blowjobbulation? You will soon. Here are two dozen of the most notable words introduced this year.

Want to know exactly what Apple will announce tomorrow? We have the inside skinny. And by inside skinny, we mean we know jack shit — just like everybody else. An eSarcasm non-exclusive.

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Now that TechCrunch is short one editor in chief, we have the perfect candidates for the job: Us. Please consider this list of our qualifications.

The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?

Now that Ashton Kutcher has his own Twitter client, you know everyone else is going to want one too. Brace yourself for celebrity Twitter apps from Arnold Schwarzenner, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, and more.