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Scientists Discover New Element Based on Michael Arrington, Apologize Profusely Afterwards

Scientists Discover New Element Based on Michael Arrington, Apologize Profusely Afterwards

Urasium, an ignoble gas based on superheated emissions from the former TechCrunch founder, has become the 116th element in the Periodic Table. A nation of chemists mourn.

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

Crunch This: 14 Things We’ll Miss About Michael Arrington

The TechCrunch founder is leaving the ethics-challenged world of Web journalism for the morally flexible world of high-tech finance. Now who are we going to make fun of?

Seattle Citizens Protest Arrival of Michael Arrington

Seattle Citizens Protest Arrival of Michael Arrington

Thousands of protesters filled downtown Seattle today in an attempt to keep the bad boy of TechCrunch from moving to their rainy, highly caffienated city.

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Arrington to Join TMZ

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Arrington to Join TMZ

TechCrunch founder to join paparazzi site after groundbreaking MySpace interview hits the Web. An eSarcasm exclusive.

EXCLUSIVE: New ‘Arrington 2.0′ to Debut at CES

EXCLUSIVE: New ‘Arrington 2.0′ to Debut at CES

The highly anticipated new Arrington release will include a spit shield, a customizable gender selection tool, and other groundbreaking innovations.

We’re Suing Apple, Michael Arrington, and 8 Others

We’re Suing Apple, Michael Arrington, and 8 Others

eSarcasm LLC would like to formally announce lawsuits against Michael Arrington, Apple, AT&T, and a bunch of other places that are really starting to piss us off.

New York Times Names Michael Arrington ‘Ethics Czar’

New York Times Names Michael Arrington ‘Ethics Czar’

TechCrunch editor to drag newspaper kicking and screaming into the morally flexible, douchebag-friendly world of Ethics 2.0

The Arrington Backlash Awards: Twitter’s Most Amusing Insults

The Arrington Backlash Awards: Twitter’s Most Amusing Insults

Michael Arrington is getting reamed on Twitter following his decision to publish info stolen from the social network. Here are our awards for the most original jabs out there.

It Ain’t Heavy, It’s Arringtonium

It Ain’t Heavy, It’s Arringtonium

German scientists just added a new super-heavy element to the periodic table. Brace yourselves, kids; more designer molecules are on the way.

New Study Explains Michael Arrington

New Study Explains Michael Arrington

Some new research offers a scientific explanation of the man behind TechCrunch. Indirectly, anyway.

Biggest Douchebags of 2012

Biggest Douchebags of 2012

It’s been a year rich with D-baggery. We’ve got the goods on the biggest, baddest, and douchiest of the year. An eSarcasm exclusive.