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Hump Day Hottie: Denise Richards

Meet the first Mrs. Charlie Sheen, hubba-hubba actress Denise Richards

By (@tynanwrites)

December 30, 2009

denise-richards-20041124-15909When it comes to dangerous professions, being Mrs. Charlie Sheen ranks right up there with bomb squad specialist and personal assistant to Naomi Campbell. The first Mrs. Sheen, actress Denise Richards, filed for a restraining order against the “Two and a Half Men” star in 2005. Now the current Mrs. Sheen, real estate diva Brooke Mueller, called the cops after Sheen allegedly threatened her on Christmas. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, how many times do we have to tell you?  Knives and wives do not mix. Photos of the delectable Denise are all over the Net (but you might as well start with Chikipedia); bikini pics of the second Mrs. Sheen can be found here. (Warning: These paparazzi shots are not exactly pin-up quality, but if you’ve got a taste for post-twins MILFs, enjoy.)

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Photo borrowed from Nerve.com, though we suspect it originally appeared in Playboy.






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    I'm writing this from a downtown Aspen bar where the hottest-selling drink in the place is a new concoction, the Charlie Sheen Slammer.
    Sterling Greenwood/Aspen Free Press

  • http://www.aspenfreepress.com/ AspenFreePress

    I'm writing this from a downtown Aspen bar where the hottest-selling drink in the place is a new concoction, the Charlie Sheen Slammer.
    Sterling Greenwood/Aspen Free Press