The TechList: 19.Dec.09
Netflix data gets a little kinky; ex-Partridge Family star now whoring for Slinky
1. Netflix. Closeted lesbian sues movie service for outing her to researchers. We love Bound & The Hunger – guess that makes us lesbo’s.
2. Facebook. Privacy groups accuse social network of revealing too much about members. So they’re all gay, too?
3. Twitter. Hacked by Iranian Cyber Army. That, or Twitter finally decided to introduce the Jihad Fail Whale.
4. Psystar. Finally shuttered. Now the evil cabal behind it can go back to plotting political assasinations and torturing kittens.
5. Yelp. Easily gamed and dominated by semi-literate yokels. Yep, sounds like a perfect match for Google.
6. Porn. Sixth most popular search term for teens in 2009, per Symantec. Come on, kids – we know you can do better next year.
7. Chris Brown. Singer cancels his Twitter account due to ‘backlash.’ Ironically, that’s also what he used on Rihanna.
8. Operation Chokehold. Fake Steve fails to bring AT&T to its knees. Even if he had, would anyone have noticed?
9. iSlinky. iPhone app hires David Cassidy to record “slinky” jingle. Because Danny Bonaduce was too busy beating up tranny hookers.
10. Tiger. An entire week passes and not a single new Ho eruption to report. Feels like something vital is missing from our lives.
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