http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:20:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/comment-page-1/#comment-826 eSarcasm vs. CNET and Wired: Get the Facts Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:45:41 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=912#comment-826 [...] knows what’s up. Having failed to attract users to Internet Explorer with its various forms of bribery, the company decided to create its own internal analysis showing how IE stacks up with the [...] [...] knows what’s up. Having failed to attract users to Internet Explorer with its various forms of bribery, the company decided to create its own internal analysis showing how IE stacks up with the [...]

]]> http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/comment-page-1/#comment-380 Cell Phone Etiquette: 26 Simple Rules Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:06:23 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=912#comment-380 [...] not OK to text during a date. • But it is OK to send a celebratory “WOO HOO!” while getting a BJ. (Just don’t send it to the same person who’s bobbing your [...] [...] not OK to text during a date. • But it is OK to send a celebratory “WOO HOO!” while getting a BJ. (Just don’t send it to the same person who’s bobbing your [...]

]]> http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/comment-page-1/#comment-217 The Tech Pod » Prepare for Windows 7, Are you taking the plunge? Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:53:52 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=912#comment-217 [...] Nothing’s actually happening during the delay; in fact, an on-screen dialogue box will offer you the option to cut your install time by 19 hours — if you agree to sign a legally binding agreement to use Bing as your exclusive search engine. (Oh, come on…it’s not that much of a stretch.) [...] [...] Nothing’s actually happening during the delay; in fact, an on-screen dialogue box will offer you the option to cut your install time by 19 hours — if you agree to sign a legally binding agreement to use Bing as your exclusive search engine. (Oh, come on…it’s not that much of a stretch.) [...]

]]> http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/comment-page-1/#comment-210 6 Reasons Why the Windows 7 Upgrade Takes So Long Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:27:50 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=912#comment-210 [...] Nothing’s actually happening during the delay; in fact, an on-screen dialogue box will offer you the option to cut your install time by 19 hours — if you agree to sign a legally binding agreement to use Bing as your exclusive search engine. (Oh, come on…it’s not that much of a stretch.) [...] [...] Nothing’s actually happening during the delay; in fact, an on-screen dialogue box will offer you the option to cut your install time by 19 hours — if you agree to sign a legally binding agreement to use Bing as your exclusive search engine. (Oh, come on…it’s not that much of a stretch.) [...]

]]> http://www.esarcasm.com/912/microsoft-bribery/comment-page-1/#comment-113 Report: Microsoft to Begin Crying, Kicking Legs Over IE Negativity Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:15:33 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=912#comment-113 [...] believe the IE-T development efforts began early in the summer, when Microsoft attempted to bribe people into using its browser — a process that reportedly included offers of free oral sex in exchange for IE [...] [...] believe the IE-T development efforts began early in the summer, when Microsoft attempted to bribe people into using its browser — a process that reportedly included offers of free oral sex in exchange for IE [...]

]]>