20 Funny (and Unfortunate) Company Names
From Beaver Cleaners to the Young Dong Restaurant, these unfortunate company names seem too funny to be true. We swear, though: They’re all 100 percent real.
What’s in a name? A lot — especially when it comes to business. A name can help make a company successful. It can also help make it the laughing stock of the world.
The following are 20 of the funniest company names we’ve ever seen, each for its own wildly inappropriate reason. We could be wrong, but we’re guessing most of the humor is completely unintentional, which makes it all the more delightful.
For even more dirty names that’ll make you double over with laughter, click over to “The Dirty Dozen: 12 Preposterous Product Names” next. There, you’ll find Jussipussi, CreaMass, and 10 other products we couldn’t make up if we tried.
The 20 Funniest Company Names
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Hey, sometimes those things need a good wash.
2. Pump N Munch
It’s a full-service kind of joint.
3. Kum & Go
For the man who doesn’t have time for the full Pump N Munch experience.
Don’t stand too close to the exhibit. Seriously. You’ll regret it.
When you enter Kuntz, you’ll immediately feel the warmth. And protection’s always provided.
This week’s sale: gonorrhea!
7. Johnson Builders and STD Contractors
Let’s be honest: If you’re working with that many johnsons, you’re bound to contract some STDs.
A favorite of cougars worldwide.
Where the portions are significantly larger.
10. Mammoth Erection Construction Company
I hear they built the Black Cock.
11. The Hands On Children Museum
Wait…is that legal?
12. S&M Amusements
Whip up a fun weekend in no time!
13. Cum Park Plaza
Here’s hoping BJ’s opens a location there soon.
Oh, they fill cavities, all right.
It’s not nearly as titillating as it sounds.
16. Kidsexchange
Dear Kidsexchange: If you want the underage trannies to stop knocking, put a space in your goddamned name.
17. Weiner and Cox Attorneys at Law
Weiner and Cox…where handling the law is both hard and easy.
18. PMS Mortgage
To be fair, men have been making payments for centuries.
19. A.S.S. Promotion
Also known as “J-Lo’s publicist.”
20. Doggie Style Grooming Salon
The front door has a sign: “Please enter from the rear.”
Ready for more ridiculous name entertainment? Up next is “The Dirty Dozen: 12 Preposterous Product Names,” and then “What the Frak: When Acronyms Attack.”
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