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Hump Day Hottie: Alina Kabaeva

Flirting with this close personal friend of Prime Minister Putin is like playing Russian Roulette. Meet the gal who makes Vlad glad.

By (@tynanwrites)

December 16, 2009

alina kabaeva vladimir putins snuggle comradeGuess who Putin’s been puttin’ it to? If the New York Post is to be believed, former Soviet gymnast turned sexy bureaucrat Alina Kabaeva, 26, just gave birth to her and Vladimir’s love child, Dmitry. The exceedingly limber Alina won two Olympic medals in rhythmic gymnastics, and apparently uses that method for birth control as well. (We hear she’s also really good at handling large balls — and if anyone’s got em, it’s Vlad.) The pair have been tabbed as snuggle-comrades ever since Alina hung up her leotard in 2006. But given that Vladimir has a reputation for handing out Stolichnaya and Polonium cocktails to journalists he doesn’t like, we’re sticking with the “they’re just very good friends” line.

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