The Internet Panic Button (For Those Unfortunate Porn Interruptions)
Quick, hit the switch! The Internet Panic Button may be marketed as a security device, but we all know what it’s really for.
Sick of your spouse walking in while you’re in the middle of raunchy porn? Wish you never had to experience a mid-crank interruption by your mother again? Fret no more, Willy Wanka, for your answer has arrived.
Gentlemen, meet the Internet Panic Button. The Panic Button (also known as the Internet Cut-Off Switch, depending on where you look) is a not-so-subtle box that sits atop your desk. When you find yourself in a hard-to-handle situation, you simply slam your hand down and your connection cuts out before you can say “Jenna Jameson’s jugs.”
That’s right, gang: For the low price of $39.99, you too can get this ridiculous-looking switch. Or you can do what everyone else in the world does and learn to hit ALT-F4, jackass. That’s free.
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