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Hump Day Hottie: Gisele Bundchen

Gorgeous Gisele goes from worlds hottest supermodel to world’s hottest MILF.

By (@tynanwrites)

December 9, 2009

gisele bundchen (not preggers)Having just popped a bun from the oven, we’re guessing this Vicki Secrets mainstay is probably not likely to be modeling wonder bras any time soon. No matter; there’s no dearth of images of the lovely Gisele on the Net (but for starters, try here). As the highest paid model in the world (per Forbes) the Brazilian Beauty with the Germanic name is worth a cool $150 mill — and that’s not counting the ducats football husband Tom Brady pulls in. Here’s hoping she sheds the baby weight and returns to her fashionable form. Congrats to the happy couple and the as-yet unnamed spawn.

Also: As far as we have been able to determine, Gisele has not slept with Tiger Woods. Yet, anyway.

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