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Hump Day Hottie: Kylie Bisutti

Victoria Secret’s newest angel has us thinking devilish thoughts

By (@tynanwrites)

December 2, 2009

kylie bisutti from vogue“Life is so AMAZING :)” writes Kylie Bisutti on her MySpace page. We’re most definitely amazed by this impossibly hot 19-year-old, the newly minted winner of Victoria Secret’s 2009 “angel” contest. (Also: enraptured, enthralled, and engorged.)  For someone with Kylie’s ample talents there’s surprisingly little available about her on the Web — by now, most budding supermodels have at least one sex tape under their thongs. She seems the perfect girl next door, with one key exception: Last July, she married Seth Rogen lookalike Mike Bisutti, who now officially replaces the Miss Universe three-way king Wyatt Gallery as the luckiest bastard on the planet. The good news? Older sister Danielle has got some game, too. We look forward to seeing much much more of Kylie in the near future.

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Photo: Vogue (we think)

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  • Mara

    She's gorgeous, she deserved to win.

  • Mara

    She's gorgeous, she deserved to win.