These Boobs are Made for Hawking*

Ain’t no mountains high enough, ain’t no cup size large enough, ain’t no cleavage deep enough to keep our ads from getting to you, babe.

By (@tynanwrites)

July 30, 2009

Anna Morgan, Porn, a virtual currency exchange for massively multiplayer games like World of Warcraft, has figured out a new way to grab the attention of game crazed geeks: They’re paying 19-year-old Russian porn star Anna Morgan a cool half million to tattoo the company’s logo and URL on her redefines-ample DD cup boobskis.

Per the release:

The company feels that the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit.

‘A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives a lot of exposure for years to come,’ according to Hunter Crowell the media relations office for the company.

Remind me to avoid having lunch with Hunter. Lord only knows what would end up in my sandwich.

* But not Stephen Hawking.

Photo: The Register

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  • mola4everyourz

    When it comes to your breasts, especially enlarging or augmentating them can be a solution if you always complain about them being small but to get your breasts bigger or marire sani isn't risk free either. I have heard of lots and lots of problems but we shouldn't be too concerned. Always get informed.

    • Your advice may be nonsensical and spammy, but you do make one good point: We should all stay informed when it comes to breasts. Off to do some “research” right now.

    • can we leave my breasts out of this, please? thank you.

  • jc

    I get myself exited just by touching my breasts…

  • jc

    I get myself exited just by touching my breasts…

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