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	<title>Comments on: McDonald&#8217;s to Offer New &#8216;Upscale&#8217; Environment, Same Shitty Food</title>
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		<title>By: richtheditchdonkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just goes to show you, dress a pig in silk in Europe, and it will be all the rave, just like that killer German hit;&lt;br&gt;Schnee Schna Schnapi:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I turned on the youtube link and my Laptop tried to commit suicide by yaking out it&#039;s power cord!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your results may vary</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just goes to show you, dress a pig in silk in Europe, and it will be all the rave, just like that killer German hit;<br />Schnee Schna Schnapi:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU</a></p>
<p>I turned on the youtube link and my Laptop tried to commit suicide by yaking out it&#39;s power cord!</p>
<p>Your results may vary</p>
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		<title>By: richtheditchdonkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just goes to show you, dress a pig in silk in Europe, and it will be all the rave, just like that killer German hit;&lt;br&gt;Schnee Schna Schnapi:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I turned on the youtube link and my Laptop tried to commit suicide by yaking out it&#039;s power cord!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your results may vary</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just goes to show you, dress a pig in silk in Europe, and it will be all the rave, just like that killer German hit;<br />Schnee Schna Schnapi:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU</a></p>
<p>I turned on the youtube link and my Laptop tried to commit suicide by yaking out it&#39;s power cord!</p>
<p>Your results may vary</p>
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		<title>By: jonnailor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is just a Big Mac that sings to you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is just a Big Mac that sings to you.</p>
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		<title>By: John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)</title>
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		<dc:creator>John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ironically, even though the European McDonalds restaurants offer the healthier fare, the New York Times reported that &quot;French fries and cheeseburgers remain the best sellers on the menu.&quot; This aligns with something that I remember reading some time ago, that noted that the mere presence of healthy items on the menu makes people feel healthier...but they still tend to go for the non-healthy stuff. It stands to reason - Mom takes the kid to McDonalds because you can get applesauce or whatever with the kid meal, and then the kid throws a tantrum until the meal includes fries instead. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Another interesting thing mentioned in the Times article was iPod rentals. I&#039;m trying to imagine what a McPod would be like...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ironically, even though the European McDonalds restaurants offer the healthier fare, the New York Times reported that &#8220;French fries and cheeseburgers remain the best sellers on the menu.&#8221; This aligns with something that I remember reading some time ago, that noted that the mere presence of healthy items on the menu makes people feel healthier&#8230;but they still tend to go for the non-healthy stuff. It stands to reason &#8211; Mom takes the kid to McDonalds because you can get applesauce or whatever with the kid meal, and then the kid throws a tantrum until the meal includes fries instead. </p>
<p>Another interesting thing mentioned in the Times article was iPod rentals. I&#39;m trying to imagine what a McPod would be like&#8230;</p>
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