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Hump Day Hottie: Joanna Krupa

She may no longer be Dancing with the Stars, but this Polish beauty can boogie down with us anytime.

By (@tynanwrites)

November 18, 2009

joanna-krupa-topless-picShe’s been voted the sexiest woman on earth, but that’s only because we haven’t made it to any other planets yet. We expect Joanna’s dominion to ultimately go where no supermodel has gone before. The 30-year-old bombshell didn’t make it to the finals of “Dancing With the Stars,” but there’s little chance she’ll disappear from view. Thanks to a long career modeling lingerie (and less) for Fredericks of Hollywood, Maxim, Playboy, and others, there’s no dearth of smoking hot pictorials online. She even made it into a Girls Gone Wild video with Snoop Dogg (alas, not wild enough for our tastes). Want to see more of Joanna? She’ll be gracing the December issue of Playboy. Or you can simply pony up $15 a month and get the good stuff directly from Joanna’s Web site. Consider it money well spent.

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