The TechList: 09.06.09
Chinese make Web safe for oppression, fanboys feed their iPhone obsession
1. China. Demands new PCs nix access to ‘unhealthy’ sites. The problem? After 30 minutes of surfing you’re hungry for more repression.
2. Apple. Unveils (yawn) iPhone 3G S. Apparently, the ‘S’ stands for sleep-inducing.
3. SETI. Asks Netizens how we should reply if intelligent life is discovered outside Earth. No, OMG U R SO PWNED! is not an option.
4. Sprint. Sells estimated 50K to 100K Palm Pre’s last weekend, setting new record for Sprint hand helds. The old record was 12.
5. The Webbys. Five-word acceptance speeches delivered last nite. We’ve already got next year’s speech ready: It was all JR’s fault.
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