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		<title>By: Random Meaningless Speculation About the Apple iPhone 5</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Meaningless Speculation About the Apple iPhone 5</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] * It will cure erectile dysfunction (but only for Apple fanboys). [...]</description>
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		<title>By: 12 Secret iPhone 4 Features Even Apple Doesn’t Know About</title>
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		<dc:creator>12 Secret iPhone 4 Features Even Apple Doesn’t Know About</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] iDonate: One-tap sign-up for organ donor registries. Now Apple fanboys can offer kidneys, lungs, and other surplus squishy bits directly to Steve so he doesn&#8217;t have [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Sex Chip Promises Instant Orgasms, On-Demand</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] center of sorts for the body. By stimulating that area, the chip causes you to get giddier than an Apple fan salivating over the latest tablet [...]</description>
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