Comments on: Source: iPhone Taken to Secure Bunker In Advance of Droid Launch http://www.esarcasm.com/7307/verizon-droid-launch-iphone-bunker/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: itsmrjerktoyou http://www.esarcasm.com/7307/verizon-droid-launch-iphone-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-1075 itsmrjerktoyou Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:40:12 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=7307#comment-1075 Let's hope Dick is safe and in control for the sake of the free world.<br><br>We do have to be vigilant about iPhone killers. We certainly can't let apple become a failed nuclear state considering their claim that their nuclear iPhone program is for peaceful purposes only is patently false. I think the statements by Kim Jobs-il about how easily their iNukes sync up with iTunes can not and should not be taken lightly. Let's hope Dick is safe and in control for the sake of the free world.

We do have to be vigilant about iPhone killers. We certainly can't let apple become a failed nuclear state considering their claim that their nuclear iPhone program is for peaceful purposes only is patently false. I think the statements by Kim Jobs-il about how easily their iNukes sync up with iTunes can not and should not be taken lightly.

]]> By: itsmrjerktoyou http://www.esarcasm.com/7307/verizon-droid-launch-iphone-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-436 itsmrjerktoyou Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:40:12 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=7307#comment-436 Let's hope Dick is safe and in control for the sake of the free world.<br><br>We do have to be vigilant about iPhone killers. We certainly can't let apple become a failed nuclear state considering their claim that their nuclear iPhone program is for peaceful purposes only is patently false. I think the statements by Kim Jobs-il about how easily their iNukes sync up with iTunes can not and should not be taken lightly. Let's hope Dick is safe and in control for the sake of the free world.

We do have to be vigilant about iPhone killers. We certainly can't let apple become a failed nuclear state considering their claim that their nuclear iPhone program is for peaceful purposes only is patently false. I think the statements by Kim Jobs-il about how easily their iNukes sync up with iTunes can not and should not be taken lightly.

]]> By: dantynan http://www.esarcasm.com/7307/verizon-droid-launch-iphone-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-431 dantynan Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:44:17 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=7307#comment-431 Dick is in an undisclosed location -- also under a Radio Shack, I understand. Dick is in an undisclosed location — also under a Radio Shack, I understand.

]]> By: ItsMrJerkToYou http://www.esarcasm.com/7307/verizon-droid-launch-iphone-bunker/comment-page-1/#comment-429 ItsMrJerkToYou Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:35 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=7307#comment-429 I heard that these godless Droids don't have soft, friendly edges and instead are all metal and hard and square and threatening and even make fun of light-hearted, life-is-wonderful pop tunes. Is that true? My god, apple simply must beef up it's security and protect us from this open-source scourge. Where's Dick Cheney when you need him? I heard that these godless Droids don't have soft, friendly edges and instead are all metal and hard and square and threatening and even make fun of light-hearted, life-is-wonderful pop tunes. Is that true? My god, apple simply must beef up it's security and protect us from this open-source scourge. Where's Dick Cheney when you need him?

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