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Hump Day Hottie: Carrie Prejean

The former Miss California USA is back with a vengeance — and a new book.

By (@tynanwrites)

November 4, 2009

carrie-prejean-topless1Remember Carrie Prejean? Well, she’s baaa-aack. During the Miss USA 2009 pageant last April, Prejean became a household name when she spoke out against gay marriage in response to a question from uber-poofta Perez Hilton. (If it’s any consolation, Carrie, we’re pretty sure gay people don’t want to see you get married either.) This controversy was followed by several topless photos appearing at and TheDirty (like the one featured here), followed by the toned and tanned Ms. Prejean being stripped of her crown (because heck, she’d already stripped off her clothes). Prejean sued the pageant, the pageant sued back. Today they agreed to drop the suits. The good news? She doesn’t have to pay for her $5200 boob job. And the timing couldn’t be better; Prejean’s book Still Standing is due out next week.

We don’t know if Carrie’s an expert on social mores, but she certainly possesses the qualifications for wearing a ribbon, a bikini, and heels at the same. As long as she keeps snapping photos like this one — and her mouth firmly shut — we’ll all be happy.

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