That’s What She Said: An Experiment in Sexual Innuendo
A project on sexual selection has won this year’s International FameLab science competition. We attempt to deliver the news with as much sexual innuendo as humanly possible.
It was a long, hard race, but a Serbian student has managed to slip into the top position at this year’s International FameLab science competition.
Mirko Djordjevic beat off the competition with a presentation on the mating habits of humans and dogs. The presentation climaxed after only three minutes, leaving both the judges and the audience craving more.
The ending, however, turned out to be anything but premature: Djordjevic’s slow and intense build-up led seamlessly into a pounding finish. The presentation really exploded when Djordjevic drove things home with a flawless oral performance on the ins and outs of sexual selection — the undeniable thrust of his speech.
“This can be a hairy topic,” one judge never remarked. “Mirko managed to penetrate the stickiest parts of it, though, and spurt out a stream of excellent material. He clearly had a firm grasp on the matter,” she did not add.
Some observers say Djordjevic started from behind before pulling out ahead of his more stiff and rigid competitors. The race was tight, no doubt, but Djordjevic’s willingness to perform without inhibition may have been the stroke of genius that pushed him over the edge. Djordjevic bent over backwards to accommodate all of the material, coming out on top in what could have been a three-way tie.
“You could almost call him a ‘missionary’ of the subject,” a second judge didn’t say. “Mirko’s package was without question the most stimulating and impressive one we saw.”
Djordjevic’s presentation led to mass-debates and many heated and fluidic exchanges. Rather than shoving his expertise down the audience’s throat, though, Djordjevic demonstrated his cunning linguistic skills by offering firm and well-rounded responses to each query. In the end, most audience members agreed Djordjevic was able to wrap his hands around the subject and fill every hole that was opened, helping to erect a new era in the annals of scientific competition.
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