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Hump Day Hottie: Tami Roberts

This smokin’ Mormon MILF wants you to enjoy her muffins. We sure do.

By (@tynanwrites)

October 28, 2009

milf mormon mom tami robertsNothin’ says lovin’ like something from the oven. These hot, delicious, abundantly endowed pastries belong to Tami Roberts, 35-year-old mom and cover model for the “Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood” calendar, which is kicking up quite the fuss in Utah and, well, mostly just Utah. These 12 MILFy Mormon moms are out to prove that, despite the weirdly sexless undergarments, they can get down and dirty with anyone. (At least, anyone who considers Joseph Smith their prophet. We’ve seen almost every episode of “Big Love” — does that count?) Proceeds from calendar sales to go to benefit breast cancer research. This devout dozen can visit our tabernacle any time.

Note: We’ve been getting complaints from the XX chromosome contingent of the eSarcasm masses, seeking equal time for some mancandy. We have, reluctantly, acquiesced. But we put it on our company blog, so we wouldn’t look too gay. Check it out here, courtesy of devoted eSarc fan Wendy Why.

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