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	<title>Comments on: Steve Jobs Arrested for Shoplifting</title>
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		<title>By: Heavenly Apple, We Have Sinned. Please Forgive Us.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heavenly Apple, We Have Sinned. Please Forgive Us.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 01:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] For reporting that Steve Jobs was arrested for shoplifting. As far as we&#8217;ve been able to determine, those charges were [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] For reporting that Steve Jobs was arrested for shoplifting. As far as we&#8217;ve been able to determine, those charges were [...]</p>
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		<title>By: JR Raphael</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown. Now, back to the fort of spamitude...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown. Now, back to the fort of spamitude&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bobitoi</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/comment-page-1/#comment-1224</link>
		<dc:creator>bobitoi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In 1976, Steve Jobs and Stephen Wozniak, with funding from multimillionaire A.C. &quot;Mike&quot; Markkula, founded Apple. Prior to co-founding Apple, Wozniak was an electronics hacker. Jobs and Wozniak had been friends for several years, having met in 1971, when their mutual friend, Bill Fernandez, introduced 21-year-old Wozniak to 16-year-old Jobs. caderea parului [link removed]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1976, Steve Jobs and Stephen Wozniak, with funding from multimillionaire A.C. &#8220;Mike&#8221; Markkula, founded Apple. Prior to co-founding Apple, Wozniak was an electronics hacker. Jobs and Wozniak had been friends for several years, having met in 1971, when their mutual friend, Bill Fernandez, introduced 21-year-old Wozniak to 16-year-old Jobs. caderea parului [link removed]</p>
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		<title>By: JR Raphael</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/comment-page-1/#comment-678</link>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown. Now, back to the fort of spamitude...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown. Now, back to the fort of spamitude&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bobitoi</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/comment-page-1/#comment-677</link>
		<dc:creator>bobitoi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In 1976, Steve Jobs and Stephen Wozniak, with funding from multimillionaire A.C. &quot;Mike&quot; Markkula, founded Apple. Prior to co-founding Apple, Wozniak was an electronics hacker. Jobs and Wozniak had been friends for several years, having met in 1971, when their mutual friend, Bill Fernandez, introduced 21-year-old Wozniak to 16-year-old Jobs.&lt;a rel=&quot;follow&quot; href=&quot;http://www.nanogen.ro/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;caderea parului&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1976, Steve Jobs and Stephen Wozniak, with funding from multimillionaire A.C. &#8220;Mike&#8221; Markkula, founded Apple. Prior to co-founding Apple, Wozniak was an electronics hacker. Jobs and Wozniak had been friends for several years, having met in 1971, when their mutual friend, Bill Fernandez, introduced 21-year-old Wozniak to 16-year-old Jobs.<a rel="follow" href="http://www.nanogen.ro/" rel="nofollow">caderea parului</a></p>
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		<title>By: Apple&#8217;s iPhone Tour to Feature the Pope, Simon Cowell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Apple&#8217;s iPhone Tour to Feature the Pope, Simon Cowell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] to help you understand the value of deifying and worshipping a clearly flawless leader. Mandatory Steve Jobs pendants will be made available to all attendees for $198.97 (hey, it&#8217;s still cheaper than an [...]</description>
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		<title>By: eSarcasm Issues Mea Culpa, Throws Itself on Mercy of its Readers &#171; eSarcasmBlog</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/comment-page-1/#comment-377</link>
		<dc:creator>eSarcasm Issues Mea Culpa, Throws Itself on Mercy of its Readers &#171; eSarcasmBlog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Steve Jobs was not, we repeat, NOT arrested for shoplifting a can of baked beans from a convenience store in East Palo Alto on June 8 of this year. We sincerely hope that this [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Steve Jobs was not, we repeat, NOT arrested for shoplifting a can of baked beans from a convenience store in East Palo Alto on June 8 of this year. We sincerely hope that this [...]</p>
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		<title>By: furicle (furicle) 's status on Friday, 09-Oct-09 20:36:45 UTC - Identi.ca</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/comment-page-1/#comment-314</link>
		<dc:creator>furicle (furicle) 's status on Friday, 09-Oct-09 20:36:45 UTC - Identi.ca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...]  http://www.esarcasm.com/696/steve-jobs-arrested-for-shoplifting/        a few seconds ago  from seesmic [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Tynan on Tech &#187; ZDnet vs Yahoo: When &#8216;process journalism&#8217; tastes like processed cheese</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tynan on Tech &#187; ZDnet vs Yahoo: When &#8216;process journalism&#8217; tastes like processed cheese</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] (For a slightly different take on process journalism in action, see &#8220;Steve Jobs Arrested For Shoplifting.&#8221;) [...]</description>
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