Rants In Our Pants

The TechList: 20.Oct.09

Verizon hopes Droid will knock the iPhone out, Yahoo gives us something to yodel about

By (@tynanwrites)

October 20, 2009

bartz yahoo stripper 21. Verizon. Droid ads list all the things iPhone can’t iDo; misses obvious marketing slogan: We may suck, but AT&T sucks harder.

2. Barnes & Noble. Says its “Nook” eReader can beat up your Kindle. If they’d called it the Nookie, we might consider it.

3. AT&T. Accuses Google of mistreating nuns. You know what they say: Once you’ve had a Sister it’s easy to get into the habit.

4. Apple. Unveils mess-o-new Macs 2 days before Microsoft’s big day. Guess they’re bringing turd brownies to our Windows 7 launch party.

5. Yahoo. Apologizes for hiring lap dancers for its Open Hack Day. Carol Bartz in a G-string? That’s taking “open” a bit too far.

Images: Fantasia Costumes, Yahoo






Get fresh geek humor delivered daily: RSS | E-Mail | Twitter

Comments

  • Aaron

    You showed Carol Bartz in all her cellulite glory! She is a fat, ugly, moronic boor! Her gross thighs and sagging belly must turn off all the nerds at Yahoo. Are there any nerds left or have they all been fired or died of terminal nerdiness? Carol Bartz gets her kicks from selling Yahoo stock and then watching Yahoo head south! Hey, Carol, what are you going to do with the $2 million you stole from investors? Maybe a face lift, body lift and skin replaning. You need a complete overhaul.

  • eric

    Carol Bartz belongs in a douche bag with no air holes. She is a vicious scumsucking imbecile. She and Jerry Yang should buy a one-way ticket to Taiwan and never come back. She holes up in her house all the time with a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer. She herself admits she has made a laughing stock of Yahoo and is going down with the ship. So long, Bartz, Yang and Yahoo! Yapoo or Ya – who? Nobody visits Yahoo anymore!

  • http://esarcasm.com/ dt

    now, now boys. just because carol bartz turned down your offer of a three way does not make her fat, ugly, moronic, vicious, scumsucking, imbecilic, beer swilling douchebag in dire need of reconstructive surgery. we have no evidence whatsover she drinks beer.

  • eric

    Carol Bartz belongs in a douche bag with no air holes. She is a vicious scumsucking imbecile. She and Jerry Yang should buy a one-way ticket to Taiwan and never come back. She holes up in her house all the time with a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer. She herself admits she has made a laughing stock of Yahoo and is going down with the ship. So long, Bartz, Yang and Yahoo! Yapoo or Ya – who? Nobody visits Yahoo anymore!

  • http://esarcasm.com/ dt

    now, now boys. just because carol bartz turned down your offer of a three way does not make her fat, ugly, moronic, vicious, scumsucking, imbecilic, beer swilling douchebag in dire need of reconstructive surgery. we have no evidence whatsover she drinks beer.