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	<title>Comments on: Verizon to Apple: Suck on This, Fanboys</title>
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		<title>By: thebballkid</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-915</link>
		<dc:creator>thebballkid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, i don&#039;t know man, but from your outrage sounds like you might. Don&#039;t have to share it tho, just keep it to yourself :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, i don&#39;t know man, but from your outrage sounds like you might. Don&#39;t have to share it tho, just keep it to yourself :)</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-914</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait, are you saying that Bill Gates&#039;s and Steve Balmer&#039;s penises are the same size?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, are you saying that Bill Gates&#39;s and Steve Balmer&#39;s penises are the same size?</p>
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		<title>By: thebballkid</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-412</link>
		<dc:creator>thebballkid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everything listed in the &quot;iPhone doesn&#039;t&quot; commercial Nokia has been doing for ages now. While the world is enjoying awesome technology and phones and gadgets, the US is fighting if Steve Jobs has a bigger penis than Bill Gates/Steve Balmer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That is exactly why this country is losing the title &quot;technology leader&quot; mighty fast. Wake up people!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everything listed in the &#8220;iPhone doesn&#39;t&#8221; commercial Nokia has been doing for ages now. While the world is enjoying awesome technology and phones and gadgets, the US is fighting if Steve Jobs has a bigger penis than Bill Gates/Steve Balmer.</p>
<p>That is exactly why this country is losing the title &#8220;technology leader&#8221; mighty fast. Wake up people!!!</p>
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		<title>By: JR Raphael</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-376</link>
		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wasn&#039;t &quot;Sacrifice My Irony&quot; a song by Creed? I KNOW &quot;Going Against My Principles&quot; was.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wasn&#39;t &#8220;Sacrifice My Irony&#8221; a song by Creed? I KNOW &#8220;Going Against My Principles&#8221; was.</p>
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		<title>By: kmik</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-374</link>
		<dc:creator>kmik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, and sacrifice my irony? Sorry, that&#039;s REALLY going against my principles.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, and sacrifice my irony? Sorry, that&#39;s REALLY going against my principles.</p>
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		<title>By: dantynan</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-373</link>
		<dc:creator>dantynan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well then you won&#039;t win, will ya? we want to know all about your abstinence. come on, spill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well then you won&#39;t win, will ya? we want to know all about your abstinence. come on, spill.</p>
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		<title>By: kmik</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-372</link>
		<dc:creator>kmik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>iDon&#039;t post my oh-so-private and personal rules of abstinence to qualify for fabulous prizes.</description>
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		<title>By: dantynan</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-370</link>
		<dc:creator>dantynan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and the other 3.5 billion say, WTF?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and the other 3.5 billion say, WTF?</p>
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		<title>By: me5647</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/6579/verizon-to-apple-suck-on-this-fanboys/comment-page-1/#comment-368</link>
		<dc:creator>me5647</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When apple joins walmart, they&#039;ll take the world (a thousand scream, 3 billion cheer)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When apple joins walmart, they&#39;ll take the world (a thousand scream, 3 billion cheer)</p>
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		<title>By: Name</title>
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		<dc:creator>Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wait, macs are number 1? when did that happen?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wait, macs are number 1? when did that happen?</p>
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