If You Wear These Earbuds, I Will Swat You
Like having the appearance of bugs hanging out of your ears? Why, then, we have just the thing for you!
Every now and then, a product comes along that makes you wonder: “Why in God’s name would anyone purchase that?” Such is the case with the Fly Ear Buds, now available at fine retailers Web-wide.
From the Fly Ear Buds’ marketing material:
“People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have flies crawling out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!”
Yes. Be distinctive. As the one dipshit dumb enough to actually wear these things.
The Fly Ear Buds will cost you $12, along with any remaining shreds of dignity you may still possess.
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