10 Stupid Tweets: What Would You Do for a Million Dollars?
If you really had a cool million you probably wouldn’t waste all day on Twitter speculating about it. But these people did. The results speak for themselves.
Yes, it’s time for yet another pointless Twitter trending topic, this time centering around the hashtag #foramilliondollars.
(And, not to be hatin’ on my Twitter brothers and sisters, but none of these folks look like they’re likely to ever see a million dollars any time soon. I’m just sayin’.)
I think the concept here is fairly self explanatory, so let the inanity begin:
@jonmiddleton #foramilliondollars I would eat a baby, to celebrate getting a million dollars
Well, our list of potential babysitters just got a little shorter.
@ohsoflee #foramilliondollars i’ll have a orgy wit my gradparents
Oooh, that’s hot. I understand granny can take it three different ways at once after she gets her teeth out.
lola_loso #foramilliondollars I will sleep with a female. Hell for one dolla I will. The army don’t pay enough
That’s true – I hear the Army only pays you 50 cents to sleep with a female. But you can pocket 75 if you do it with a goat.
@MisterSal #foramilliondollars id eat a fat girl pussy n let her gut rest on my head
Keep up that selfless humanitarian attitude Sal and you might win next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.
@DarkKent77 #foramilliondollars i would get into a police chase in a horse-drawn carriage. Live on the edge. That would take all of 2 minutes to stop me
Unless they were Amish. Then it might take four minutes.
@odettepule #foramilliondollars i would do anything :D
So, odette, what would you do for $200 and a ham sandwich?
@uniquei2fly #foramilliondollars dat no even alot of money for sum shixt yall say yall will do u can spend dat in 2years bout time u buy a crib half gone
Mebbe bout time u spend sum dat money on sum english lesson. No shixt.
@Juan84 #foramilliondollars I’d make @DJRicRoc tongue kiss Flavor Flav with his eyes open.
Hasn’t Flavor Flav been through enough?
@LaReina_PRtwist #foramilliondollars i wuld have a three sum
If you’re involved, wouldn’t that make it a dim sum?
@_RogerAlexander #foramilliondollars I would give up tweeting for 6 months
Thank you, Roger. Now how do we convince the rest of these fools to do likewise?
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