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Hump Day Hottie: Filippa Hamilton

We’ve totally flipped over Filippa; she’s a prize at twice her size

By (@tynanwrites)

October 14, 2009

Filippa Hamilton nude and not too fatThis sexy (former) Ralph Lauren model is in the news this week because — wait for it — she’s too fat. Apparently, the 5-foot 10-inch 120-pound beauty doesn’t meet Mr. Lauren’s standards for anorexia; so much so, in fact, that he put her images on a strict Photoshop diet. In a recent Lauren ad Filippa’s hips were actually slimmer than her head. Lauren was forced to publicly apologize for the Photo-pas. Now Filippa claims he has fired her for “her inability to meet her obligations under her contract.” Which apparently includes looking like an Auschwitz survivor. Because they certainly wouldn’t want anyone this gorgeous to be in their ads.

Well, Filippa, as the old saying goes, sit on our face and we’d happy to guess your weight. Heck, eat a few brownies first, we won’t care.

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Photo:  Elle magazine, by way of Blubrow.

 






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