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The TechList: 13.Oct.09

Sidekick users take it up the ass, iPhone apps are full of gas

By Dan Tynan

October 13, 2009

Microsoft-Danger-Youre-Fucked1. T-Mobile. Massive fuckup by MSFT subsidiary Danger nails Sidekick users. Microsoft + Danger? It’s a miracle we avoided the Apocalypse. 

2. Apple. Log onto your Mac as ‘guest,’ and Snow Leopard nukes your data. Apparently the Danger guys also moonlight at Apple.

3. GOP. Unveils new social media site, which promptly crashes. This is what you get when you hire Bristol Palin as chief programmer.

4. Sweden. Temporarily vanishes from the Net due to a missing dot. Good thing they don’t use characters like å and ø or we’d all be hosed.

5. Pepsi. Criticized by feminists for iPhone app deemed sexist. Next, flatulency advocates protest Pull My Finger app, calling it ‘fartist.’

Keep up with Dan Tynan on Twitter (@tynan_on_tech) or via dantynan.com.

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