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The TechList: 09.Oct.09

Marge shows us her rack, China launches a dDyke attack

By (@tynanwrites)

October 9, 2009

marge-simpson-bikini1. China. Users choke Net seeking mythical Swedish city of Lesbo’s. Hey, 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong.

2. Associated Press. Says ‘pay up or shut up’ to search engines. Let us know how that works out for you guys.

3. YouTube. Claims to serve 1 billion videos a day. Subtract all the Rick Astley ones, though, and the number drops to about 500 million.

4. Marge Simpson. Poses nude for Playboy. Yes, really. Hate to say this, but: Those tits are definitely fake.

5. Obama. The Nobel Prize was a bit of a shocker. When the Cubs win the Series we’ll know we’ve warped into an alternate universe.

Busty Marge image (and a lot more) found here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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