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	<title>Comments on: 25 Ways to Be a Total Tool on Twitter</title>
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		<title>By: Robgirl1969</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-2078</link>
		<dc:creator>Robgirl1969</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Agreed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agreed</p>
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		<title>By: goldengaixx</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1769</link>
		<dc:creator>goldengaixx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fucking laughed hard at 25 Ways. Need lots more &quot;kick`em in the balls&quot; rants like this. Got me all fired up. Can you write &quot;25 Steps to Become a  Total MarkZuckerBerg Ass-Hat&quot;?...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking laughed hard at 25 Ways. Need lots more &#8220;kick`em in the balls&#8221; rants like this. Got me all fired up. Can you write &#8220;25 Steps to Become a  Total MarkZuckerBerg Ass-Hat&#8221;?&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: goldengaixx</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1518</link>
		<dc:creator>goldengaixx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fucking laughed hard at 25 Ways. Need lots more &quot;kick`em in the balls&quot; rants like this. Got me all fired up. Can you write &quot;25 Steps to Become a  Total MarkZuckerBerg Ass-Hat&quot;?...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking laughed hard at 25 Ways. Need lots more &#8220;kick`em in the balls&#8221; rants like this. Got me all fired up. Can you write &#8220;25 Steps to Become a  Total MarkZuckerBerg Ass-Hat&#8221;?&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dantynan</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1138</link>
		<dc:creator>dantynan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 06:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter -- to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he&#039;s shagging the bionic woman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter &#8212; to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he&#39;s shagging the bionic woman.</p>
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		<title>By: dantynan</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-630</link>
		<dc:creator>dantynan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter -- to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he&#039;s shagging the bionic woman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter &#8212; to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he&#39;s shagging the bionic woman.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve Austin</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-627</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve Austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unlike Facebook, Twitter has zero networking (social or professional) potential. It&#039;s a complete waste of time except as an exercise in egocentricity. Here&#039;s a hint: if no one gives two shits in real life about your pointless existence, they care even less online.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unlike Facebook, Twitter has zero networking (social or professional) potential. It&#39;s a complete waste of time except as an exercise in egocentricity. Here&#39;s a hint: if no one gives two shits in real life about your pointless existence, they care even less online.</p>
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		<title>By: Wealthy Grampa</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-328</link>
		<dc:creator>Wealthy Grampa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>25 ways to be a total tool!!  hmmm......#3 is my favourite but it was tough to concentrate when the idiot in the next stall kept tapping his foot for some reason and reaching up under the wall asking me if I wanted to &quot;shake.&quot;  WTF was that all about??  LMAO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>25 ways to be a total tool!!  hmmm&#8230;&#8230;#3 is my favourite but it was tough to concentrate when the idiot in the next stall kept tapping his foot for some reason and reaching up under the wall asking me if I wanted to &#8220;shake.&#8221;  WTF was that all about??  LMAO</p>
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		<title>By: Wealthy Grampa</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-327</link>
		<dc:creator>Wealthy Grampa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I supposed to &quot;tweet&quot; my update here??   Okay.....hot tub is ready, the camera is in place, and the girls are starting to arrive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I supposed to &#8220;tweet&#8221; my update here??   Okay&#8230;..hot tub is ready, the camera is in place, and the girls are starting to arrive.</p>
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		<title>By: Wealthy Grampa</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-326</link>
		<dc:creator>Wealthy Grampa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s what I get for not using the &quot;good stuff.&quot;  LMFAO&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My girlfriends are here for playtime and I need to set out the potpourri and light the incense.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Yes girls I am cumming just give me a minute to play here while all of you get naked.  Whipped Cream, cuffs, and gag are in the usual place.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#39;s what I get for not using the &#8220;good stuff.&#8221;  LMFAO</p>
<p>My girlfriends are here for playtime and I need to set out the potpourri and light the incense.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes girls I am cumming just give me a minute to play here while all of you get naked.  Whipped Cream, cuffs, and gag are in the usual place.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: dantynan</title>
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		<dc:creator>dantynan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey gramps, I think it&#039;s time to adjust your meds -- and I&#039;m not talking about the viagra.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;dt</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey gramps, I think it&#39;s time to adjust your meds &#8212; and I&#39;m not talking about the viagra.</p>
<p>dt</p>
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