Comments on: 25 Ways to Be a Total Tool on Twitter http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:10:16 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: dantynan http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-630 dantynan Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:12:52 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-630 and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter -- to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he's shagging the bionic woman. and steve should know, because he has the technology to rebuild twitter — to make it better, stronger, faster. also, he's shagging the bionic woman.

]]> By: Steve Austin http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-627 Steve Austin Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:22:21 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-627 Unlike Facebook, Twitter has zero networking (social or professional) potential. It's a complete waste of time except as an exercise in egocentricity. Here's a hint: if no one gives two shits in real life about your pointless existence, they care even less online. Unlike Facebook, Twitter has zero networking (social or professional) potential. It's a complete waste of time except as an exercise in egocentricity. Here's a hint: if no one gives two shits in real life about your pointless existence, they care even less online.

]]> By: Wealthy Grampa http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-328 Wealthy Grampa Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:51:04 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-328 25 ways to be a total tool!! hmmm......#3 is my favourite but it was tough to concentrate when the idiot in the next stall kept tapping his foot for some reason and reaching up under the wall asking me if I wanted to "shake." WTF was that all about?? LMAO 25 ways to be a total tool!! hmmm……#3 is my favourite but it was tough to concentrate when the idiot in the next stall kept tapping his foot for some reason and reaching up under the wall asking me if I wanted to “shake.” WTF was that all about?? LMAO

]]> By: Wealthy Grampa http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-327 Wealthy Grampa Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:45:59 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-327 Am I supposed to "tweet" my update here?? Okay.....hot tub is ready, the camera is in place, and the girls are starting to arrive. Am I supposed to “tweet” my update here?? Okay…..hot tub is ready, the camera is in place, and the girls are starting to arrive.

]]> By: Wealthy Grampa http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-326 Wealthy Grampa Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:44:16 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-326 That's what I get for not using the "good stuff." LMFAO<br><br>My girlfriends are here for playtime and I need to set out the potpourri and light the incense.<br><br>"Yes girls I am cumming just give me a minute to play here while all of you get naked. Whipped Cream, cuffs, and gag are in the usual place." That's what I get for not using the “good stuff.” LMFAO

My girlfriends are here for playtime and I need to set out the potpourri and light the incense.

“Yes girls I am cumming just give me a minute to play here while all of you get naked. Whipped Cream, cuffs, and gag are in the usual place.”

]]> By: dantynan http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-325 dantynan Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:21:52 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-325 hey gramps, I think it's time to adjust your meds -- and I'm not talking about the viagra.<br><br>dt hey gramps, I think it's time to adjust your meds — and I'm not talking about the viagra.

dt

]]> By: Wealthy Grampa http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-322 Wealthy Grampa Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:50:38 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-322 Yep the wealthy-grampa is at it again. SOB is trying to make a name for himself AND a ton more money than he now has. LOL Ohhhhh how I wish for 2 things. Pamela Anderson naked on her knees in front of me and.......crap I forgot the other thing.<br><br>Sorry I got off topic. My hand slipped off the keyboard. Yep the wealthy-grampa is at it again. SOB is trying to make a name for himself AND a ton more money than he now has. LOL Ohhhhh how I wish for 2 things. Pamela Anderson naked on her knees in front of me and…….crap I forgot the other thing.

Sorry I got off topic. My hand slipped off the keyboard.

]]> By: Wealthy Grampa http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-321 Wealthy Grampa Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:48:08 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-321 Shit!! Nobody talked about my freakin' tweets. I log in. I tweet. I log out. I desire to be famous there and through my websites <a href="http://www.fun2work4.ca" rel="nofollow">www.fun2work4.ca</a> as well as <a href="http://www.wealthy-grampa.com" rel="nofollow">www.wealthy-grampa.com</a> and it is starting to happen. <br><br>ohhhhhh how tweet it is. LMFAO<br><br>Oh sit again!! Did I just get a free plug for my sites. LMFAO again. Shit!! Nobody talked about my freakin' tweets. I log in. I tweet. I log out. I desire to be famous there and through my websites http://www.fun2work4.ca as well as http://www.wealthy-grampa.com and it is starting to happen.

ohhhhhh how tweet it is. LMFAO

Oh sit again!! Did I just get a free plug for my sites. LMFAO again.

]]> By: Susan (ilikephysics) http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-289 Susan (ilikephysics) Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:31:36 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-289 Thank you for crawling inside my brain and writing this down. LOL. It's great. Thank you for crawling inside my brain and writing this down. LOL. It's great.

]]> By: wendywhy http://www.esarcasm.com/5810/25-ways-to-be-a-total-tool-on-twitter/comment-page-1/#comment-288 wendywhy Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:59:35 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=5810#comment-288 I unfollowed a dude because he tweeted WAY too much! Hello, instead of tweeting 500 jokes a day, tweet a link! They were stinking funny but come on! <br>Oh and I found out he wasn't nearly as hot as his ID photo! wtft!! I unfollowed a dude because he tweeted WAY too much! Hello, instead of tweeting 500 jokes a day, tweet a link! They were stinking funny but come on!
Oh and I found out he wasn't nearly as hot as his ID photo! wtft!!

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