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Hump Day Hottie: Raffaella Fico

More than soccer fans score big with this Italian import. Ché bella donna!

By (@tynanwrites)

September 30, 2009

raffaella-fico-cristiano-ronaldo-girlfriendThis bellisima swimsuit model and star of Italy’s “Grande Fratello” (Big Brother), Raffaella Fico is generating some buzz as the girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo, Portuguese footballer and legendary lothario. (Among his other alleged conquests: Paris Hilton and Gemma Atkinson.) Still, we’re pretty sure we know who the better ball handler is. Last year the 21-year-old beauty offered up her virginity for a million Euro; when an actual bid came in she turned it down, citing her devout Catholicism. (Yeah, we know all about those Catholic girls. Spend a lot of time on their knees, but not necessarily praying.) True or not, the publicity stunt earned Raffaella some well-deserved attention, that slot on “Big Brother,” and a modeling career we hope lasts longer than her fling with Cristiano. Still, we’re rooting for you, dude. May you have many shots on goal.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/1larrygross Larry Gross

    These pics will bring the Happy to your holidays

  • http://www.facebook.com/1larrygross Larry Gross

    These pics will bring the Happy to your holidays