The Techlist 29.Sept.09
Facebook aims for the rich; Ballmer’s still riding that bitch
1. Nielsen. Study says Facebook users are richer; MySpacers more likely to beat each other with bike chains in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
2. Rocky Mountain Bank. Drops suit against Google; now marketing self as bank for people who can’t find their assets with both hands.
3. Irish Pizza Workers. Sue for right to surf porn while making pies. Think about that the next time you ask for one with ‘everything.’
4. Microsoft. Now giving away its ‘Essentials’ security software. That’s kind of like a pedophile doling out parenting advice.
5. Ballmer. Says Windows 7 is “best PC OS ever.” 29 years in & he’s still stuck in a roomful of manure, searching for that pony.
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