The TechList: 25.Sept.09
Windows Mobile feels the pinch; Eric Dane charges by the inch
1. Apple. Finally allows iPorn on the iPhone — in a PG-rated version. You’re allowed to jack off to it, but only while wearing a condom.
2. Twitter. Snags another $100 million in capital with no business model in site. Please tell us: How do we get in on this scam?
3. NASA. Has found water on the moon. Hey, those astronauts had to pee somewhere. Bet it smells like Tang.
4. Microsoft. Ballmer admits they “screwed up” Windows Mobile. Next he’ll be telling us there’s no Santa Claus. Such a kidder.
5. McSteamy. Actor Eric Dane sues Gawker for $1M for releasing sex tape. That works out to almost $200K an inch.
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