The TechList: 18.Sept.09
Obama gets jobbed, Alabama believes in cob
1. Jackass. ABC reporter tweets Obama “jackass” quote; even rightwingers applaud. Who knew Kanye West would bring us all together?
2. Google. Says Apple’s lying about Google Voice; Apple disrespectfully disagrees. Can’t they just whip out their dicks & settle this like men?
3. Skype. Founders sue eBay for infringement, claiming damages of $75 million a day. That must be one hell of a coke habit.
4. Microsoft. Launches Zune HD player. World quivers with excitement. Then rolls over and takes a nap.
5. Alabama. Supreme court upholds law banning sale of dildos. Thus earning new unofficial nickname: The corncob state.
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