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Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Lloyd

Jordan Lloyd may be famous for reality — but to us, she’s pure fantasy.

By (@jr_raphael)

September 16, 2009

Jordan Lloyd PicsWe decided to take a different route and get real with this week’s Hump Day Hottie, Big Brother 11′s Jordan Lloyd. To be fair, we hadn’t heard of Jordan Lloyd until she won the saucy reality show this week, but we’ve been inexplicably interested in the Southern belle ever since. (The plethora of revealing pics captured from the show’s 24/7 Webcams probably didn’t hurt.)

Lloyd, a 22-year-old waitress from Matthews, North Carolina, was considered somewhat of an underdog in the Big Brother competition. Now that she’s managed to win the program’s $500,000 grand prize, though, she shouldn’t have to serve anyone anytime soon.

Here’s hoping ol’ Hef offers her a job, and she accepts.

We’re never short on candidates for the Hump Day Hottie, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t open to suggestions. Send your nominations to hotties@esarcasm.com.






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