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The TechList: 29.05.09

Simians go with the glow, Scientologists get the heave ho

By (@tynan_on_tech)

May 29, 2009

glow-in-dark-monkey1. Glowing marmosets. Japanese scientists developed monkeys that glow in the dark. Because… nightlights aren’t cool enough?

2. Virginia DMV. Bans smiling in drivers license photos. Grimacing in pain, however, is still permitted.

3. Grand Theft Auto. Next installment: “The Ballad of Gay Tony.” Murder & mayhem? No problem, so long as he doesn’t get married.

4. AOL. Time Warner finally files for divorce. TW just wants to see other companies — any other companies.

5. Scientology. Banned from Wikipedia for deceptive edits. Next thing you know, Netflix will stop carrying Battlefield Earth.






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