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Hump Day Hottie: Bar Refaeli

Here’s one Bar you won’t easily pass

By (@tynanwrites)

September 2, 2009

bar refaeli sports illustrated swimsuit model & nipplesLike last week’s HDH, Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli a) has a funky first name, and b) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, which means there are a zillion bikini shots pf the luscious Ms. Refaeli buttered across the InterWebs. Lucky us. (The photographers who expect to get paid whenever anyone runs a picture of the luscious Ms. Refaeli, not so lucky.) No nudes, as far as we can determine – but then, we’ve only spent about 347 hours looking, so our research has only just begun. The Israeli-born beauty says she’s obsessed with gadgets and loves to spend a lot of her free time in bed. We have no argument with that. The 24-year-old recently split with boyfriend Leo DiCaprio, which means i) she’s got good sense, and ii) she’s available. So belly on up to the Bar, boys. And good luck.

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