Hello, May We Have Your Old Vibrator?
We get the idea of generating buzz (so to speak), but what the hell is a Web-based company going to do with stacks of sticky old vibrators?
From the Tough-to-Penetrate Press Release files: An online sex shop is hoping to stimulate your buying bone by asking you to send in an old, used vibrator in exchange for a discount.
The company is called MyPleasure.com. Per its recent press release:
“As the government’s Cash for Clunkers program draws to an end, MyPleasure.com … is extending the initiative and helping to stimulate the economy in its own way.
“Customers who send in an unwanted sex toy (one per customer) will receive a ten dollar credit good for purchase of any new toy.”
The promotion, thankfully, does not appear to extend to the site’s condom section.
Not answered by the release, however: whether gourds and/or root vegetables qualify as sex toys, and whether Buffalo Bill will be handling the “disposal” of old devices.
Our assumption: yes and yes.
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Good stuff JR. I'm just wondering when the “Used Vibrators” section will go up on their website.
i hope they are not repackaging the sex toys and selling them as new to innocent buyers
LOL, that would be insane and gross. I have to believe they're recycling the adult toys.
What do they do with your old sex toys, hope they dont re package and sell lol
What do they do with your old sex toys, hope they dont re package and sell lol