The TechList: 28.Aug.09
Once Ballmer goes black, he’ll never go back
1. Microsoft. Photoshops white head on black body in Polish ad. To make amends they will replace Steve Ballmer’s actual head with Mr. T’s.
2. China Unicom. Has found Jesus – the phone version. As part of iPhone deal, China assumes control over Cupertino in 2019.
3. DHS. Clarifies border search policies. Now required to say ‘please’ before they order you to drop your pants & grab your ankles.
4. Apple Snow Leopard. New OS protects against exactly two malware attacks. Because St. Steven shall smiteth any who writeth another.
5. FCC. Investigating wireless carriers for being ‘anti competitive.’ Or, as we non-bureaucrats say, ‘total fucking assholes’.
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