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	<title>Comments on: Apple, China to Collectively Oppress with iPhone Deal</title>
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	<description>Geek Humor Gone Wild</description>
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		<title>By: Chairman_Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4212/apple-china-to-collectively-oppress-with-new-iphone-deal/comment-page-1/#comment-516</link>
		<dc:creator>Chairman_Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL Great work guys... Loved it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL Great work guys&#8230; Loved it.</p>
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		<title>By: danielpassi</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4212/apple-china-to-collectively-oppress-with-new-iphone-deal/comment-page-1/#comment-353</link>
		<dc:creator>danielpassi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well we could have seen this one coming...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well we could have seen this one coming&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Scott Ager</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scott Ager</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The new iExplode battery packs will be most useful for heating stir-fry woks in remote provinces!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new iExplode battery packs will be most useful for heating stir-fry woks in remote provinces!</p>
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		<title>By: Catherine</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4212/apple-china-to-collectively-oppress-with-new-iphone-deal/comment-page-1/#comment-165</link>
		<dc:creator>Catherine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have the same problem, so I decided everyday would now be Xmas. Works for me.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Btw - &#039;iLove the Government&#039; would work here too... easy... throw in a few tanks and it&#039;s a match for sure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have the same problem, so I decided everyday would now be Xmas. Works for me.</p>
<p>Btw &#8211; &#39;iLove the Government&#39; would work here too&#8230; easy&#8230; throw in a few tanks and it&#39;s a match for sure.</p>
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		<title>By: JR Raphael</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR Raphael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We tried, but someone stole our office calendar and we never know what day it is anymore. Damn neighborhood hooligans.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We tried, but someone stole our office calendar and we never know what day it is anymore. Damn neighborhood hooligans.</p>
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		<title>By: Private</title>
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		<dc:creator>Private</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Chinese version will be called the ChiPhone, and instead of an Apple logo on the back, it will have a Pomegranate (&quot;Chinese Apple&quot;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Chinese version will be called the ChiPhone, and instead of an Apple logo on the back, it will have a Pomegranate (&#8220;Chinese Apple&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>By: Catherine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Catherine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post would have been more apt going live on April 1, not Aug 28.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post would have been more apt going live on April 1, not Aug 28.</p>
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		<title>By: Steven</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol Ryan. great article, JR and Dan!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol Ryan. great article, JR and Dan!</p>
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		<title>By: Ryan Jacobs</title>
		<link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4212/apple-china-to-collectively-oppress-with-new-iphone-deal/comment-page-1/#comment-158</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jacobs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>“We’ve been building our business model on China’s government strategy for years,&quot; Phil Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of worldwide product marketing, told reporters at a media event this week.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;LOVE IT</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“We’ve been building our business model on China’s government strategy for years,&#8221; Phil Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of worldwide product marketing, told reporters at a media event this week.</p>
<p>LOVE IT</p>
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