Misleading Invention: The Human Teabag
Don’t be fooled by the name — the “human teabag” is not nearly as cool as it sounds.
When you click on a hot new item called the “human teabag,” you have certain expectations. When you see a gadget blog describe it as providing a “super sexy” teabagging experience, your suspicions seem confirmed. When you then learn that the invention is part of the “StripTea collection,” there’s little doubt left in your mind.
Pull up your pants, though, Tanto: This product has nothing to do with your cojones. The “human teabag,” it turns out, is simply a pouch of Earl Grey with a scantily clad cutout attached.
Talk about one big tease. Think the company also sells blue-colored gumballs?
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