The TechList: 25.Aug.09
Jessica Biel makes computing grow harder, Microsoft wants to make dumb phones smarter
1. Jessica Biel. Most dangerous search term, per McAfee. Risks include malware, RSI, & getting love butter all over the keyboard.
2. Steve Jobs. Cracking whip on Apple’s new ‘Tablet,’ per WSJ. If Apple’s elves aren’t done by xmas, he’ll feed them to the abominable snowman.
3. Microsoft. OneApp service to make ‘dumb’ phones smarter. Cuz if they made customers smarter, nobody would buy their products.
4. Multitaskers. Study says they are easily distracted by Twitter, Facebook, & Jessica Biel. That’s total BS. Now… what was I just doing?
5. ‘Skank’ blogger. Sues Google for $15 million 4 releasing her name. Can’t they just settle this with a hair-pulling/face clawing cat fight?
Photo: The Deceiver
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