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The TechList: 18.Aug.09

Facebook sued by noobs, MySpace iLikes music that puts her in the mood

By Dan Tynan (@tynan_on_tech)

August 18, 2009

karol pole dancer stripper myspace1. Facebook. Being sued for letting people share photos & personal info. Because why in God’s name would you join a social network to do that?

2. Apple. Will announce something on 09.09.09. Not sure what, but we hear Steve will be wearing his special ‘walking on water’ Birkenstocks.

3. Sony. Announces new $299 “PS3 Slim.” No word yet whether ‘Slim’ plans to enter the World Series of Poker.

4. MySpace. Set to buy the iLike music service for $20 million. Because all those MySpace strippers need something to dance to.

5. Blockbuster. To deliver movies to Motorola phones. Thus reaching all six people who still go to Blockbuster and buy Moto handsets.

Photo: Pole dancer extraordinaire Karol Helms on MySpace





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