Britney Spears to Launch New ‘Proud Slut’ Facebook Gifts
Britney Spears is expanding her just-launched line of Facebook gifts with a new collection called “Proud Slut.” The virtual gifts will include whorish items by Spears and other young celebs.
Oops, she’s done it again: Britney Spears is about to shock America for the second third eighteenth time as she unveils a new collection of Facebook gifts celebrating her slutty heritage.
Spears announced the launch of her first custom Facebook gifts just days ago. The initial options included such virtual presents as Britney-themed birthday cakes and images of “memorable Britney moments.” Now, Spears and her team are preparing to take the wraps off her second, far more risqué batch of Facebook-based memorabilia.
The new line of Spears-related Facebook gifts will be marketed under the brand name “Proud Slut.” From the official press release:
Britney’s Proud Slut collection will include plenty of fun surprises! Just look at what we have in store for you:
** A limited edition image of Brit’s exposed bajango, sized down to fit on your Facebook profile!
** A one-of-a-kind memorable replica of Brit’s latest child support check!
** An animated avatar of crazy shaved-head Britney bobbing — and not for apples!
The “Proud Slut” collection won’t just feature Spears’ own gifts, either: The pop singer has teamed up with several rising female stars to feature their items as well. Confirmed participants include:
- Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, who will sell provocative animations of herself pole-dancing in skimpy outfits.
- Twilight actress Ashley Greene, who will sell collector’s edition replicas of her nudie pic takedown notices.
- Disney actress Vanessa Hudgens, who will offer exclusive sneak peeks at her upcoming next set of “leaked” photos.
“We’re delighted Britney has opened so many doors for today’s young female starlets,” a spokesperson says. “The fact that she can continue to pave the way as a proud slut in the virtual world brings great joy to her heart.”
The “Proud Slut” Facebook gifts collection is expected to go on sale next month.
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