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Britney Spears to Launch New ‘Proud Slut’ Facebook Gifts

Britney Spears is expanding her just-launched line of Facebook gifts with a new collection called “Proud Slut.” The virtual gifts will include whorish items by Spears and other young celebs.

By (@jr_raphael)

August 14, 2009

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Britney Spears Facebook GiftsOops, she’s done it again: Britney Spears is about to shock America for the second third eighteenth time as she unveils a new collection of Facebook gifts celebrating her slutty heritage.

Spears announced the launch of her first custom Facebook gifts just days ago. The initial options included such virtual presents as Britney-themed birthday cakes and images of “memorable Britney moments.” Now, Spears and her team are preparing to take the wraps off her second, far more risqué batch of Facebook-based memorabilia.

The new line of Spears-related Facebook gifts will be marketed under the brand name “Proud Slut.” From the official press release:

Britney’s Proud Slut collection will include plenty of fun surprises! Just look at what we have in store for you:

** A limited edition image of Brit’s exposed bajango, sized down to fit on your Facebook profile!

** A one-of-a-kind memorable replica of Brit’s latest child support check!

** An animated avatar of crazy shaved-head Britney bobbing — and not for apples!

The “Proud Slut” collection won’t just feature Spears’ own gifts, either: The pop singer has teamed up with several rising female stars to feature their items as well. Confirmed participants include:

“We’re delighted Britney has opened so many doors for today’s young female starlets,” a spokesperson says. “The fact that she can continue to pave the way as a proud slut in the virtual world brings great joy to her heart.”

The “Proud Slut” Facebook gifts collection is expected to go on sale next month.






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Comments

  • narutoxxxuzumaki

    This was a really stupid article.
    Do you really have to hate everything?
    “Proud Slut” was not funny

    • http://twitter.com/jr_raphael JR Raphael

      I'm liking this abuse. Come on — just hit me baby, one more time.

      • http://www.facebook.com/dan.tynan Dan Tynan

        Oops, he did it again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dan.tynan Dan Tynan

    Oops, he did it again.