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The TechList: 11.Aug.09

Facebook buys some new friends, Craigslist gets it back in the end

By Dan Tynan

August 11, 2009

craigs-list-hookers1. Facebook. Wants more than Friendfeed w/ benefits. A disconsolate Scoble now consuming his body weight in Twinkies.

2. Twitter. Still being punked by Russian botnet. This is what you get when you call Vladimir Putin “weaseldick.”

3. CMX. Record companies introduce new file format to save music industry. Hysterical laughter will commence in three…. two… one…

4. Royal Opera House. Commissioning new work to be composed entirely via Twitter. We have the perfect title: “La Triviata.”

5. Craigslist. New Adult Services “more discreet” than old Erotic Services. A s*ck & f*ck still costs $50, but U have to supply the vowels.

Keep up with Dan Tynan on Twitter (@tynan_on_tech) or via dantynan.com.

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