New Reality Show: I Sell Smelly Penis Cream
The inventor of a “penis odor cream” is now trying to pitch his life as a reality show. The idea may stink, but the press release is pretty amusing.
Move over, “Real World” — a new reality king is coming to town. Meet Dominic Adams, the president, CEO (and, we assume, only customer) of NodorO, the “male genital odors removal cream.”
NodorO, for some unimaginable reason, hasn’t exactly taken off since its invention in 2007. Now, Adams is working on a cruise ship as he struggles to sell his smelly weenie cream — and he wants someone to turn his life into America’s next smash-hit reality show.
Some highlights from a press release sent out this week:
“The company has been slowly growing but the current economy, growing expenses and the lack of capital, forced Adams to cut expenses by taking a job on board a cruise ship in 2008.”
Yes, it’s the current economy that’s keeping NodorO from succeeding. Keep telling yourself that, stinky-pants.
“Adams … always dreamed of becoming a successful entrepreneur and to attain the noble ranks of greats such as Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Donald Trump.”
The only problem is that while they created groundbreaking technology, he created a penis perfume.
“My concept would feature myself living in a house with my three actual best friends. One is a Hugh Grant look-a-like laid back sarcastic 24 years old guy from England. The other one is a 35 years old big Italian guy from California. Dark bushy eyebrows and quick-witted, I have known him 15 years. And the third one used to be my roommate.”
But do they all have unsolvable penis odor? Where’s the conflict, damn it?!
If you’re interesting in financing the NodorO reality show, please smack yourself in the head until you come to your senses. If you’re somehow still interested, smack yourself again, then watch the following video:
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