Comments on: eSarcasm Sexting Story Causes Pandemonium, Halitosis

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:29:24 +0000

You have a really dirty mind

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:29:24 +0000

You have a really dirty mind

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By: facebook-29104733

facebook-29104733 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:28:13 +0000

IMAPOMPISTGYFPIBYSTRN

(I'm missing a pair of my panties. I swear to god, you fucking perv, I bet you're sniffing them right now.

ICSYLAMTTB

(I can see you looking at me through those binoculars)

YTRNQS

(Yes, they're real. Now quit staring.)

OSIFATTIPILW

(Oh shit! I forgot about the tampon I put in last week)

IFYRNIIDHTTIMC

(I'd fuck you right now if I didn't have that tampon in my cooch)

By: Steven Raphael

Steven Raphael — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:01:35 +0000

CYPETMWISSLBIH -

(Could you please explain to me why it suddenly smells like beef in here)

SDSYB

(Seriously dude. Shut your butt.)

NWJWDT

(No way. Jesus wouldn't do that.)

IWWWHIISIIYEDYTICLFYBOIWIIBETCOTOSEIJRIGEWOMPTJG

(I wonder what would happen if I stuck it in your ear. Do you think I could literally fuck your brains out? I wonder if it's big enough to come out the other side. Eww. I just realized I'd get ear wax on my penis. That's just gross.)

By: Rebekah E. Donaldson

Rebekah E. Donaldson — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:02:38 +0000

IHIWPTAGSOWAMASAOOIJSIAA — by far my favorite. Thanks alot for taking me from perfectly productive to puddle of incoherent giggles in 5 seconds.

By: tardalicious

tardalicious — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:56:18 +0000

You forgot...

IJFOYF

(I just farted on your face)

IDNTKYOYPDTMI

(I didn't need to know you're on your period. Damn. Too much information.)