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The TechList: 31.July.09

Arrington gets tweaked over leaks; file swapper’s future looks bleak

By (@tynanwrites)

July 31, 2009

dunce-cap1. Michael Arrington. CrunchPad specs get leaked; Captain Crunch goes ‘ripshit’. Let’s all join hands as we savor this moment.

2. Kindle. High schooler sues Amazon for eating his 1984 homework; also for leaving that huge dent in dad’s fender.

3. Nature. Science journal retracts story about artificial sperm made from stem cells; apparently it too was shooting blanks.

4. Apple. Fixes SMS security flaw in iPhone OS. Because only Apple has the right to turn iPhones into $400 bricks.

5. Joel Tenenbaum. Admits to swapping files, found guilty of swapping files. Some grad students don’t know the meaning of the word ‘duh’.

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