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Hump Day Hottie: Elizabeth Banks

Some banks we wouldn’t mind bailing out. Our favorite one is named Elizabeth.

By (@tynanwrites)

July 28, 2009

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Ah, sweet Elizabeth. So hot as Beth, the vampy neighbor who hooks up with Seth Rogen (!) in The 40 Year Old Virgin. So funny as Miriam, the amateur porn queen in Zack and Miri Make a Porno who makes a dirty movie with – yes – Seth Rogen. So totally delectable in every other movie where she doesn’t appear alongside Seth Rogen. She even made Laura Bush seem sexy in W. Name another actress who can pull that off. Amazingly, the 35-year-old has built an impressive Hollywood career without once exposing her goods to a camera (as far as we can determine, and believe us we looked). But you can watch her sing “I’m fucking Seth Rogen” here (NSFW). Any chick this hot willing to hang with guys that dumpy must be cool.

Photo: GQ, we think. Lord knows where we found it.






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Comments

  • http://twitter.com/steve_bass Steve Bass

    This is a perfectly offensive use of women. I could go on, but I need to jump to Rachel Taylor to see if it's equally offensive.

  • Bob

    She was great on “Scrubs” as J.D.'s baby mama. Nothing sexier than hot AND funny.

  • Bob

    She was great on “Scrubs” as J.D.'s baby mama. Nothing sexier than hot AND funny.