It’s 4chan’s Net, Son
What happens when AT&T takes on the Net’s most notorious pranksters? Sing along to the tune of “Fortunate Son” (with apologies to John Fogarty).
Some folks are born
To become the CEO
Of what’s left of Ma Bell
But when you piss off the Internet’s LOLcats
You’ve just entered into hell
AT&T
May be your ISP
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
You may be
The king of all you see
But’ it’s 4chan’s Net, son
Some folks believe
They can cut you off the Web
Oh they think they’re so bold
But when it comes down to push and shove
They find they’ve been Rick-rolled
AT&T
May be your ISP
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
You may be
The lord of all you see
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
Some folks believe
Xenu is the Man
It’s just Scientology
But when Anonymous makes your Web sites disappear
Don’t expect apologies
Hubbard may be
Your MVP
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
You may be
The lord of all you see
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
Time Inc can hold
A silly online poll
But they can’t keep out the fakes
So when they sit down to carve up the results
It tastes just like marble cake
Time Inc may be
The king of all it sees
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
You too may see
All possibilities
But it’s 4chan’s Net, son
Here’s “Fortunate Son” as it was meant to be enjoyed:
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