Doing it Doggie Style
Trouble teaching Rover to roll over? It’s a snap — just make the bitch watch some DVDs.
From the department of All Men Are Dogs, But Only Some of Us Can Lick Ourselves Down There, comes this press release from Evolutus PR:
New Natural Dog Training: The Fundamentals DVD set develops obedience; creates deeper emotional bond
First and only instructional DVDs to teach proven techniques of Natural Dog Training
PORTLAND, Me. – July 21, 2009 – Expert dog trainer and creator of Natural Dog Blog (www.naturaldogblog.com) Neil Sattin today released Natural Dog Training: The Fundamentals, a new two-DVD set that teaches the basics of Natural Dog Training. The first and only DVDs to teach Natural Dog Training, the two-disc set is an ideal way for the average dog to learn basic and advanced obedience at home, without a professional trainer, and gain the benefits of a deeper emotional connection with their human. The DVDs cover introductory techniques as well as address more challenging situations like dog aggression, anxiety, fearfulness, and hyperactivity.
Sounds terrific, Neil. We just have one question: How do we get our dogs to sit down and watch the DVD? Mine keeps grabbing the remote and switching over to that Dog Whisperer asshole.
(Also: As part of the training, you’ll also learn “How and why to ‘be the moose’ in the dog’s life.” Better than being the squirrel, we suppose.)
Here’s the video version:
Photos: Tattered Coat, Weekly Standard
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