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EXCLUSIVE: The Microsoft Smartwatch — Revealed!

It’s true: Microsoft is building its own smartwatch — and only eSarcasm has an early look at the device’s groundbreaking UI.

By (@JRRaphael)

April 16, 2013

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Well, so much for secrets.

Word got out this week that Microsoft — like Google, Apple, Nabisco, and Durex — is building its own smartwatch. Reports around the Web quote unnamed sources as saying the product is under intense testing at Microsoft’s R&D labs.

We here at eSarcasm can tell you: It’s true. In fact, we’ve been using the Microsoft Smartwatch ourselves for several weeks and are excited to bring you the very first image of the eagerly anticipated indifferently regarded new product.

Now, remember, this is only a prototype — but based on our time with the device, we’re confident it’ll be almost as popular as Windows 8.*

Microsoft Smartwatch

* That is to say, slightly less popular than gonorrhea.

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