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Desperate, Former Blogger Turns to Craigslist

Former eSarcasm co-founder Dan Tynan is now advertising his services on Craigslist. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

By (@eSarcasm)

September 21, 2011

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Just days after publicly announcing his resignation from eSarcasm, disgraced former blogger and co-co-founder Dan Tynan has been spotted advertising his services on Craigslist.

The ad was apparently placed moments after eSarcasm announced it has engaged new “Two and a Half Men” star and MILF-boytoy Ashton Kutcher to act* as the company’s new CEO.

Surprisingly, Tynan’s ad was placed under Craigslist’s “write/ed/tr8” services section, and not under “therapeutic massage.”

However, site co founder JR Raphael, who publicly accepted Tynan’s resignation earlier this week, was unmoved.

“It still makes him a Craigslist ho,” says Raphael, “just not as well paid as most.”

More news on this story as it develops.

* If you can call that acting.

See also: What Needs To Be Said

Also see also: Bad Taste, Less Filling






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Comments

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=690676133 M Paul Smith

    eSarcasm slowly evolves to eSnarkism…..

  • waitingforthehumoragain

    It’s getting kind of old already. Either kiss and make up or go out back and beat the shit out of each other. Just get it over with.

    • Dan

      Well we tried doing a little of both and ended up with shit in our mouths. So we’re not doing that again.

  • waitingforthehumoragain

    It’s getting kind of old already. Either kiss and make up or go out back and beat the shit out of each other. Just get it over with.

  • Mzfortune

    This whole thing, if it’s for real, is ridiculous.  You have got a great sense of humor, us readers love you, so figure it out and get back to doing what you do best.  Do you need a therapist to referee?  I’m available.

  • waitingforthehumoragain

    Do we need to call your mothers!!